L: Hey, did you know that people routinely use the word jealous incorrectly?
R: What do you mean, like peanut butter and jealousandwich? (uproarious laughter)
L: ... Okay, are we done with that? It wasn't that clever.
R: But no, don't you see? It was so fast. Really fast makes up for not that clever.
In honor of his well-considered policies on what's funny, an aesthetic study of the pathos of peanut butter sandwiches.
