Hearing

Dad: Is this your stick? (throws knitting needle at mom)
Mom: Did you just throw something at me? I admire your bravery. Your judgment, not so much.

Incorrect.

On a biological anthropology final exam:
Q: How can we be sure that (early species in the genus Homo) did not exercise language?
A: The placement of the hyoid bone indicates that this species' vocal chords were not well-developed enough to permit speech. Also, there were no cave paintings.

What the night before finals end looks like.

F: It has just occurred to me that perhaps listening to Korean music while polishing my Korean paper is a fantastic idea, if osmosis works in lateral ways.
L: I have been listening exclusively to "We Didn't Start the Fire" with exactly the same hope for my Cold War exam.

Also: Is it me, or do the product offerings of Robert's American Gourmet seem more than vaguely sexual? Cannon BALLS? Pirate's BOOTY? More than delicious cheese products, my friends.

Thoughts:
Based on my research this evening (on Etsy, searched "Twilight"), no obsession is legitimate until it's crafted into a pendant or a fragrance. What a relief.

If I wanted to eat myself to death with peanut butter sandwiches, how many would it take, do you think?

Depressing German vocabulary word/grammatical distinction of the day: ertrinken vs. ertranken, to drown as one dies by drowning vs. to drown as someone kills someone else by drowning.